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Record-breaking craps hand using simple probability. Stewart Ethier and Fred Hoppe (2010) identified two methods for calculating the tail probabilities for the length of craps hands. The first method is by recursion and the second was developed by Peter Griffin based on a Markov chain.4 Their calculations show the odds of having a craps hand last.
Peter: Ah, finally, now I can get myself to the- (craps his pants) Uh-oh! Peter runs to the men's bathroom, only for him to run into Angela Angela: (seriously) There you are, Griffin. You ever run out of a meeting like that again, you're fired.
Lois gives Peter grief for eating raw cookie dough. At work, Peter is bored while sitting through a meeting until his stomach starts to give him trouble and he soils himself trying to get to the restroom. When he walks into the house, he is greeted by his friends and family and is told that his mother has died of a stroke.

What episode of Family guy is this when Peter poops his pants after hearing about the dirty joke? What is the name of this episode, i tried researching it but found no title to the episode, Tell me the Season, name of episode, episode number, thanks!

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Disclaimer: I do not own or have anything to do with Family Guy. I only own the character Scooter and the Hooker. Heh, Heh All right!

A/N: I am going to try to make this in story format rather than play format like my other story. Flashbacks in the story will be indicated by #.

The story begins with Meg window shopping for out fits that she will hopw make her popular. Brian is at her side.

'Oh! I will never find a popular outfit. Now no guy will talk to me…not only that, but none of the popular people will even notice I am alive.' Meg said. 'I don't see what the big deal is about being popular. When I was in school I made it along just fine, or I think it went that way…#(at this moment, Brian had a flashback). Jefferson High-1967...'Hey Brian, looking good (take a puff).' 'Ya, man, [chuckles then vomits] last night was great, but don't you care about not being popular?' '[in a drunken state] Ya…uhh…whatever. [faints]' 'Never mind.' said Brian. Meg replies 'Well, maybe it doesn't matter to you , but it matters to me. [Meg starts crying] School has changed since you went. Just leave me alone, I am going home.' As Meg leaves she glances over at the video store and sees a really cute boy who winks at her.

The scene fades out of the mall into Meg's room. Lois is at her door trying to calm her down.

'Meg, honey. Could you please let me in? I just want to talk. You know, when you talk about stuff it helps. Trust me, when your father and I talk, well actually it is just me talking, but that's now the point. The point is I can tell him anything and he usually listens whenever he is not watching TV. or drunk. Please tell me what is wrong.' Meg unlocks her door and in tears she says, ' What is there to tell…I am ugly and unpopular! Nobody likes me! I can't even get a decent gut to talk to me. Although I did see this really cute guy wink at me from the video store in the mall earlier.' 'Well, well, well, it looks like my little Meg has her eye on a guy. Just don't go getting any ideas and doing something you are going to regret and if you ever need to ask me or your father anything, don't forget that we are there for you.' 'Thanks mom, I love you.' Just then Peter walks in and says, 'Uh…did I miss something? Ummm…You know what, I am gonna go, this looks like one of those chick moments.'

[scene cuts to Meg at the mall the next day. She has brought Stewie along because she was forced to] 'Come on Stewie, I need to buy a purse.' 'Oh what the hell! I am going to kill Lois for making me be in your presence! Huh…are you listening? [slaps Meg] What the devil are you looking at?' All of a sudden some teenage guy walked up to Meg and asked, 'Are you Meg Griffin?' 'Ca…can I help you?' stutters Meg. 'Yes you can, my name is Scooter. You do know w who I am right…I sit all the way in the back of our history class.' Meg then replies, 'Oh yeah. Now I remember. Everyone used to make fun of you because of your name, but I like it. Scooter is such a…creative name.' 'Right. So you wanna go get some ice cream or something sometime? Actually, how about now?' 'I'd love to, except I have to take Stewie home. Tomorrow I will though, how about we meet here at noon?' 'Ok, then see you tomorrow.' Stewie then butts in to say, 'It's about god damn time woman! I mean seriously, all you women want to do is talk to guys. Now get me home and change me before I get a rash and also get sick from my own fumes because I soiled myself. Oh by the way, this is for you. [Stewie's face turns red and he craps even more in his pants.] CHANGE ME NOW!'

(Scene cuts to the Griffin house)

Peter Griffin Poops Himself

Lois is finishing changing Stewie when Meg walks in all excited and sys. 'Mom, guess what. I just met this great guy. His name is Scooter and he is so dreamy. I can't stop thinking about him.' 'Good for you, honey. Now just because his name is Scooter, doesn't mean you can ride him. Ha ha ha.' 'Mom…what did you mean by that. Are you trying to tell me that I can't see him anymore.' Lois then begins to explain the 'talk' that every parent fears. 'Well, honey…how should I say this? Well…I think I should get your father to help. PETER!' After hearing Lois, Peter goes to see why he was pulled away from his favorite episode of Beer Boy: The Tomb of the Lost Beer. He gets up the stairs and says, 'What now? I just opened my bottle of beer and was just about to watch my favorite episode of Beer Boy: The Tomb of the Lost Beer.' Lois sighs and says, 'Well Peter…our daughter is ready to have the talk!' Peter tried to run, but Lois made him stay. So then Peter said, 'Holy Shit, not again…didn't we already give her that talk? #Peter is on the street extremely drunk talking to some hooker who he thinks is Meg. ' So, uh…Meg, when a mommy Peter loves a daddy Lois they…[vomits then faints].' The hooker then says, ' I do not know of this Meg you are speaking of. Oh and you mixed up the order you fat ass drunk.'# Peter realizes he was wrong and says, 'Sorry Lois, I thought that was Meg. Oh well…anyways Meg, when a mommy loves a daddy very much and the want to make a baby like Stewie for example…' Peter was then cut off be none other than Stewie walking in and asking, ' What the bloody hell are you filling this poor girls head with?' Lois says, 'Stewie, sweetie, can you leave us alone? We are giving your sister a very important talk right now.' Stewie screams, 'AHH, AHH. Shut your goddamn mouth. My bloody ears are bleeding.' Stewie runs out screaming and slams head first into Chris. Chris laughs and says, 'What' wrong with you little man.' Stewie then threatens Chris and replies, 'Get your filthy hands off of me before I cut them off! Who knows where they have been…probably down your pants, no doubt.' Chris goes downstairs and then Brian walks over to Stewie and says, 'Peter giving Meg or Chris the talk again?' 'Oh, look, if it isn't nature's flea magnet, Brian. How are you? Pissed on any carpets or lawns lately? Anyways, yes. The fat bastard is trying to fill Meg's head with lies about babies.' Brian laughs, 'Actually little man, if you know what I mean, [Stewie gives Brian an evil look] all that stuff the big man is saying is true, Every word of that will happen to you too someday.' Stewie's jaw drops and he craps his pants. He just stands there in shock until it became awkward and Brian says, 'Yep…I am gonna go now…have fun.' There was an awkward silence and the scene faded black.

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'Blind Ambition'

Family Guy episode

Episode no.

Season 4
Episode 3

Directed by

Chuck Klein

Written by

Steve Callaghan

Production code

4ACX04

Original air date

May 15, 2005

Guest appearance(s)

Gary Cole as Security Guard
Gina Gershon as Policewoman
Judd Hirsch as himself
Rachael MacFarlane as Cheerleader
Lisa Wilhoit as Beth, Cheerleader

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'Blind Ambition' is the third episode of the fourth season of the American animated sitcom Family Guy. It was first broadcast on Fox in the United States on May 15, 2005.^[1] In the episode, Peter swallows an excessive number of nickels, causing him to become blind. He later becomes a hero after unwittingly saving Horace the bartender from a fire at his bar, The Drunken Clam, and then regains his sight. Meanwhile, Quagmire is forced to refrain from perverse sexual behavior or risk being driven out of the neighborhood following his arrest for spying on Lois in a ladies' lavatory.^[2]

Plot[edit]

At the bowling alley, Mort Goldman bowls a perfect game and becomes an overnight celebrity. Lois arrives to pick Peter up from the bowling alley, but discovers Quagmirespying on her from the ceiling of the ladies' toilet. Quagmire is arrested, but released shortly after by Joe. On his return, Lois, Bonnie and Loretta reveal that they're petitioning the city of Quahog to have Quagmire removed from their neighborhood. As Peter and the other guys are defending Quagmire, Ernie the Giant Chicken attacks Peter and starts a fight that causes huge casualties inside and outside of Quahog. After the fight, Peter returns to the neighborhood to return to the conversation and tells the women that 'Quagmire's a good guy, he's just a little mixed up, that's all!' Eventually, the women agree to let Quagmire stay in the neighborhood so long as he manages to control his perverse behavior. Quagmire's taught self-control through operant conditioning by Peter and his friends, and is eventually allowed out in public. Soon, however, he is distracted by three cheerleaders playing in a fountain in the shopping mall and panics, running into a CCTV camera operation room monitoring women's changing rooms. Discovering that an attractive blonde lady in a fitting room is having a heart attack, he appears to rush to her aid, performing CPR and saving her life. Quagmire is congratulated for his heroism, but his intention had been to molest the woman while she was unconscious (which he reveals by asking 'What the hell is CPR?').^[2]

This upsets Peter, who is disappointed to notice that he is the one amongst his friends who hasn't been successful. In the hope of becoming famous, Peter attempts to set a world record for eating the largest number of nickels, but develops nickel poisoning and loses his vision. Attempting to drown his sorrows, Peter visits his local bar, The Drunken Clam, with his guide dog, unaware that the bar is on fire (caused by God trying to impress a woman). Discovering the bartender Horace trapped under debris, Peter saves his life and is proclaimed a hero by local newsman Tom Tucker. When told that he saved Horace from a burning building, Peter replies with disbelief, 'That freakin' place was on fire?!' For his inadvertent bravery, Peter is awarded a medal by the mayor and receives an eye transplant, the replacement eyes coming from a homeless man dragged to death when Peter accidentally tied his guide dog's leash around the man's neck, thinking he was a parking meter. The end of this episode is an unconnected parody of the closing scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

Production[edit]

Steve Callaghan wrote the episode.

During Family Guy's third season, the show was cancelled by its network. In preparation in case the show was revived and began broadcasting again, five short scripts were written in 2001 for future episodes.^[3]Blind Ambition was developed from one of those scripts.^[3] A number of scenes in the episode were removed before broadcast and one, the reappearance of Ernie the Giant Chicken, had originally been set to broadcast in 'The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire'. The scene was moved to this episode because 'The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire' already contained a lengthy fight sequence and overran its time allowance.^[3]^[4]^[5] Several of the removed scenes focused on gags showing Peter and his friends attempting to rehabilitate Quagmire, one of which saw Brian Griffin transporting a fork-lift truck load of porn magazines away from Quagmire's house.^[3] Since the episode aired, a selection of action figures have been created of Peter acting as Gary, The No Trash Cougar.^[6]

Show producer David Goodman received many telephone calls complaining about the scene where Peter attempts to seduce his son Chris, mistakenly believing him to be his wife, Lois. The scene was believed by some viewers to be encouraging child molestation.^[3] The show also received at least one letter of complaint regarding the scene where Quagmire watches Lois going to the toilet;^[3] screenwriter Chris Sheridan comments on the DVD commentary that the number of complaints about this scene exceeded one.^[6] It is prohibited on Fox to use the term 'Jesus Christ' without actually referring to the person himself, and so in the scene in which God vaporises a person and exclaims 'Jesus Christ', it was necessary for Jesus to physically appear before the two run away in order for the scene to be suitable for television airing.^[3]^[4]

In addition to the regular cast, actor Gary Cole, actress Gina Gershon, actor Judd Hirsch, voice actress Rachael MacFarlane and actress Lisa Wilhoit guest starred in the episode. Recurring guest voice actors Lori Alan, actor John G. Brennan, writer Danny Smith, and actress Jennifer Tilly made minor appearances.

Cultural references[edit]

Stewie discovers the Keebler Elves after crashing into the tree, who plan to kill their competition: Snap, Crackle and Pop, with the help of Judd Hirsch's nuclear weapon, which Peter views while peeking through a ball return at the bowling alley.^[4] Later on in the bar, Crackle and Pop are seen discussing an attack by the Keebler Elves which apparently resulted in Snap's death.
Beforehand, a ship crashes through Quahog buildings, a reference to Speed 2: Cruise Control.^[3]^[4]
In one cutaway scene, W. Frederick Gerhardt's Cycleplane crashing is parodied.
Peter discusses Scrubs with Horace in the bar, a show for which both Neil Goldman and Garrett Donovan have written.^[3]
In another cutaway scene, Peter recalls living at Superman's Fortress of Solitude with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and Aquaman, and being annoyed that they have run out of Mr. PiBB and Cheez-Its.
The entire scene in which Peter receives his award from Mayor West is a reenactment of the ending of the original 1977 Star Wars film, A New Hope; Lucasfilm permitted the reproduction of the characters, music and sounds.^[4]
The airplane that defeats Ernie the Giant Chicken in the fight is a mirror reference to the climatic scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.^[5]
Stewie being launched into a tree is a reference to The Brady Bunch.^[3]

Reception[edit]

PopMatters' Kevin Wong gave the episode a positive review, feeling it was better than the two previous episodes of the season. He commented on the fight scene between Peter and Ernie the Giant Chicken as 'a cartoon action sequence to end all cartoon action sequences: vehicles explode and limbs flail as Peter and the chicken beat each other senseless.'^[7] 'Blind Ambition' was criticized by Mike Drucker of IGN, who found that 'the long fight with the chicken in Blind Ambition was funny once before, but borderline tiring here'. However, Drucker also noted that the Star Wars ending was 'one of my favorite jokes in the series'.^[8]